Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away! You have hearts in your chest, Screwdriver in hand, Your TARDIS is ready, To blast off this land. And will you succeed? Yes you will indeed. (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

Alien Vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we laugh.

This bear is very sad. Someone ripped out his heart. Won't you please give him a home?

Do they look like someone who cares what God thinks?

Big Bang Theory Cenobites! Physicists don't believe in God, and here's absolute proof. Shirt Evolution's Hellraiser & BBT Mashup.

Sometimes conspiracy theories are true.

Listen: If you have Free Candy, you'll want to advertise it as much as possible. This shirt will allow you to do just that. As I think about it, this shirt is nothing if not convenient.

PERFECT FOR HALLOWEEN!

With this stylish rebus, you can let everyone know just where your priorities lie. (Hint: It has to do with oral copulation in a car.

And I said, "Haiti Haiti Haiti OH! Haiti Haiti Haiti NO!"

Fancy a classy shirt, old chap? Tis a bully day to buy this lovely frock...Bob's your uncle and a lack and a lay to you too, guvnuh! Heh...British people. This shirt is pretty darn classy. Look at that guy. He's got a top hat and everything. Top hats are the apex of class. And that's really what we're about here at Shirt Evolution. Class and glitter.

Find out what's really going on in your body. I took anatomy and physiology for exactly three days before I decided that my teacher was one of those science witches. I don't know what's so hard to believe about your body being powered by an elaborate steampunk factory designed by gnomes who are bent on toppling the American government with their NWO by creating a heart-shaped bomb-like device. It seems entirely plausible.

Note: All shirts have the design where the heart will be, unless of course you have that weird condition where the heart is in on the opposite side of your chest. Freak.

Oompa Loompa Doompety Doo...you're a rug now, bitch!

I promised myself that I'd never make overly cheesy Carrot Top-esque jokes, yet here we are.

Take THAT, you angry Muslims! I just showed a picture of your leader. Think you're so big and bad? If you want to fight me, just say when! My name is Justin Bieber and I'm in Los Angeles, California. See ya round, suckers!

Having a bad day? Well, this shirt will let everyone know to stay clear of you. Just don't wear it to any Batman movies, you crazy kids. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyooooo!

This shirt gives the child a warning should they choose to act out of line. It's unreasonable to hurt a child. It's not unreasonable to trip them and make them cry. I don't know how much sense that makes, but I'm kind of drunk right now, so let's just assume that everything is as it should be. I should work a sales pitch into this...uhhhh perfect for babysitting.

If I had written Maurice Sendak's "Where the Wild Things Are," it would've gone much differently. Let's face it, sometimes being sent to your room just doesn't drive the point home. Am I right? Anyone?

In honor of Blizzard's new World of Warcraft expansion, Mists of Pandaria, I figured it would be a good idea to try a WoW design. Welcome to World of Borecraft!

Finally a clown that will scare your child into a helpless state of shock in record time. No no no, it's perfectly natural for them to cower in the corner and rock back and forth with tears in their eyes. Character building and so forth.